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Featuring Monty, the real-life tuxedo cat behind the Mittens \u0026amp; Moods name. It arrives individually packaged in a compostable bag. The tote bag should be hand washed in cold water and air dried. Do not tumble dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNote: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these tote bags as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. If your order is urgent, please let me know in the order comments.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mittens and Moods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45913769115839,"sku":"0110MTOTB","price":20.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/5018\/9247\/files\/0110.Petmorecats_givelessfucks_MATTE_0f6c4293-5c24-4591-898b-cd14f0aa60e9.png?v=1785030286"},{"product_id":"mto-tote-bag-not-in-the-mood-for-bullshit","title":"Not in the Mood for Bullshit - Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eConsider this your official warning: for the days when your tolerance levels are at an all-time low and your face is doing all the talking. This tote is made from 285gsm canvas with contrasting black trim and straps, and measures 46cm wide x 42cm high with 60cm straps and an 11cm gusset. A great gift for someone whose tolerance is at zero. Featuring Monty, the real-life tuxedo cat behind the Mittens \u0026amp; Moods name. 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If your order is urgent, please let me know in the order comments.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mittens and Moods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45913769246911,"sku":"0111MTOTB","price":20.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/5018\/9247\/files\/0111.notinthemoodforbullshit_MATTE_f46963db-8ce2-4011-ac1a-4df1eda95bc3.png?v=1785030274"},{"product_id":"mto-tote-bag-please-be-patient-with-me-im-from-the-1900s","title":"Please Be Patient With Me I'm From the 1900s - Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eA completely reasonable request: for anyone doing their absolute best to keep up with the modern world who deserves a little grace for it. This tote is made from 285gsm canvas with contrasting black trim and straps, and measures 46cm wide x 42cm high with 60cm straps and an 11cm gusset. Carry it proudly — a great gift for someone navigating the modern world on determination alone. Featuring Monty, the real-life tuxedo cat behind the Mittens \u0026amp; Moods name. It arrives individually packaged in a compostable bag. The tote bag should be hand washed in cold water and air dried. Do not tumble dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNote: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these tote bags as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. 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Featuring Monty, the real-life tuxedo cat behind the Mittens \u0026amp; Moods name. It arrives individually packaged in a compostable bag. The tote bag should be hand washed in cold water and air dried. Do not tumble dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNote: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these tote bags as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. 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Featuring Monty, the real-life tuxedo cat behind the Mittens \u0026amp; Moods name. It arrives individually packaged in a compostable bag. The tote bag should be hand washed in cold water and air dried. Do not tumble dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNote: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these tote bags as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. 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Featuring Monty, the real-life tuxedo cat behind the Mittens \u0026amp; Moods name, with some yarn. It arrives individually packaged in a compostable bag. The tote bag should be hand washed in cold water and air dried. Do not tumble dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNote: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these tote bags as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. 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Featuring Monty, the real-life tuxedo cat behind the Mittens \u0026amp; Moods name. It arrives individually packaged in a compostable bag. The tote bag should be hand washed in cold water and air dried. Do not tumble dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNote: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these tote bags as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. 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Featuring Monty, the real-life tuxedo cat behind the Mittens \u0026amp; Moods name. It arrives individually packaged in a compostable bag. The tote bag should be hand washed in cold water and air dried. Do not tumble dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNote: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these tote bags as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. 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The tote bag should be hand washed in cold water and air dried. Do not tumble dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNote: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these tote bags as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. If your order is urgent, please let me know in the order comments.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mittens and Moods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45913770688703,"sku":"0125MTOTB","price":20.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/5018\/9247\/files\/0125.Takemetothefuckingplantstore_MATTE_4962dbc4-738a-4b81-a087-5b9f70fe8a84.png?v=1785030073"},{"product_id":"mto-tote-bag-stay-hydrated","title":"Stay Hydrated - Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe gentlest reminder from the most wholesome source: your daily nudge to look after yourself, delivered with maximum cuteness and zero judgement. 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The tote bag should be hand washed in cold water and air dried. Do not tumble dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNote: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these tote bags as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. 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