{"product_id":"i-just-want-a-little-fucking-cheese-and-quiet-greeting-card","title":"I Just Want a Little Fucking Cheese and Quiet - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe requirements are minimal and yet somehow unmet: for anyone whose entire wish list has been distilled down to a nice piece of cheese and the absence of noise. This 14x14cm greeting card is printed on bright white, linen textured cardstock and is blank inside for your own message. It comes with a 15x15cm recycled kraft paper envelope, and the card and envelope are individually packaged to stay clean and safe. Perfect for someone who just wants cheese and quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNote: This is a made to order item, meaning I print these cards as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. If your order is urgent, please let me know in the order comments.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mittens and Moods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67543058612415,"sku":"1077MTOGC","price":6.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0589\/5018\/9247\/files\/1077.IJustWantaLittleFuckingCheeseandQuiet.png?v=1791087585","url":"https:\/\/mittensandmoods.com.au\/products\/i-just-want-a-little-fucking-cheese-and-quiet-greeting-card","provider":"Mittens and Moods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}