How to Be an Asshole and Still Get Treats Dog - Ceramic Mug

The curriculum is the same; the delivery is just slightly more chaotic: for anyone whose dog has chewed something unforgivable and still got a belly rub twenty minutes later. This 11oz ceramic mug is microwave safe, but we recommend hand washing only to prevent fading. It arrives individually boxed. Perfect for a dog parent who has seen it all.

Note: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these mugs as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. If your order is urgent, please let me know in the order comments.