I Just Want a Little Fucking Cheese and Quiet - Ceramic Mug

The requirements are minimal and yet somehow unmet: for anyone whose entire wish list has been distilled down to a nice piece of cheese and the absence of noise. This 11oz ceramic mug is microwave safe, but we recommend hand washing only to prevent fading. It arrives individually boxed. A very relatable gift for someone who just wants cheese and quiet.

Note: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these mugs as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. If your order is urgent, please let me know in the order comments.