I Just Want a Little Fucking Cheese and Quiet - Tote Bag

The requirements are minimal and yet somehow unmet: for anyone whose entire wish list has been distilled down to a nice piece of cheese and the absence of noise. This tote is made from 285gsm canvas with contrasting black trim and straps, and measures 46cm wide x 42cm high with 60cm straps and an 11cm gusset. Plenty of room for everything — a great gift for someone who just wants cheese and quiet. It arrives individually packaged in a compostable bag. The tote bag should be hand washed in cold water and air dried. Do not tumble dry.

Note: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these tote bags as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. If your order is urgent, please let me know in the order comments.