I'd Be Unstoppable If I Didn't Always Have to Go Fucking Pee - Ceramic Mug

The bladder is the only thing standing between this person and world domination: for anyone whose momentum is regularly interrupted by the most mundane of biological inconveniences. This 11oz ceramic mug is microwave safe, but we recommend hand washing only to prevent fading. It arrives individually boxed. Fill it up and let it do the talking — a great gift for someone whose potential is foiled by their bladder.

Note: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these mugs as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. If your order is urgent, please let me know in the order comments.