I'm Not Old. But If I Fall In The Shower It's Gonna Be Bad - Ceramic Mug

For everyone who is not old, just very aware of their own mortality in the shower. This 11oz ceramic mug is microwave safe, but we recommend hand washing only to prevent fading. It arrives individually boxed. Fill it up and let it do the talking — a great gift for someone entering a new decade with mild concern.

Note: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these mugs as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. If your order is urgent, please let me know in the order comments.