I'm Not Old. But If I Fall In The Shower It's Gonna Be Bad - Greeting Card

For everyone who is not old, just very aware of their own mortality in the shower. This 14x14cm greeting card is printed on bright white, linen textured cardstock and is blank inside for your own message. It comes with a 15x15cm recycled kraft paper envelope, and the card and envelope are individually packaged to stay clean and safe. Send it to someone entering a new decade with mild concern.

Note: This is a made to order item, meaning I print these cards as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. If your order is urgent, please let me know in the order comments.