I'm Not Old. But If I Fall In The Shower It's Gonna Be Bad - Tote Bag

For everyone who is not old, just very aware of their own mortality in the shower. This tote is made from 285gsm canvas with contrasting black trim and straps, and measures 46cm wide x 42cm high with 60cm straps and an 11cm gusset. A handy gift for someone entering a new decade with mild concern. It arrives individually packaged in a compostable bag. The tote bag should be hand washed in cold water and air dried. Do not tumble dry.

Note: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these tote bags as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. If your order is urgent, please let me know in the order comments.