How to Be an Asshole and Still Get Treats Dog - Greeting Card

The curriculum is the same; the delivery is just slightly more chaotic: for anyone whose dog has chewed something unforgivable and still got a belly rub twenty minutes later. This 14x14cm greeting card is printed on bright white, linen textured cardstock and is blank inside for your own message. It comes with a 15x15cm recycled kraft paper envelope, and the card and envelope are individually packaged to stay clean and safe. A card for a dog parent who has seen it all.

Note: This is a made to order item, meaning I print these cards as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. If your order is urgent, please let me know in the order comments.