I Didn't Survive a Pandemic for This Shit - Tote Bag

Setting the record straight with appropriate gravitas: for anyone who endured lockdowns, uncertainty and a complete restructuring of their entire life, and has since developed a very low tolerance for nonsense. This tote is made from 285gsm canvas with contrasting black trim and straps, and measures 46cm wide x 42cm high with 60cm straps and an 11cm gusset. A great gift for someone with newly calibrated patience. It arrives individually packaged in a compostable bag. The tote bag should be hand washed in cold water and air dried. Do not tumble dry.

Note: This is a made to order item, meaning I print and press these tote bags as needed when your order comes in, which can increase the processing time slightly. If your order is urgent, please let me know in the order comments.